Monday, January 10, 2011
how to persuade people to buy ellton john
elton john is a famous musician, he wrote a bunch of songs people used to like in like the 1830's songs like Rocketman and tiny dancer. These songs defined the galaxy for almost 1400 years, so clearly songs with such profund influence (rocketman spawned the space race) are worth listening too. Over 9000 people have already bought and listened to elton johns songs. He is even british, and everyone knows that british peopel are worth listening to jsut because they are british, they have really cool acceents and listening to their voice is as soothing as listening to the rain before you go to bed. Anither pretty cool interesting fact is that elton john is actually sir elton john who is a knight. Yes that is what you heard elton john is a birtish speaking singing knight from britain. so clearly for those reasons alone he is worth lisrening to and you definately should listen to this birtish master of language at high pitches. so clearly you should buy mr sir elton johns album because he is a very interesting person and he once killed a dragon. Another time he saved the world from immennnet doom by destroying Dr. Manhattan. I need a few more things t o write and i t h i nk i a m d o n e f o r
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